I can do this on command. I probably won't though.

One of my many super powers


My name’s Justin. Some of my friends call me J-Man.
I’m a geek, I’m a gamer, I’m a nerd.
I am an [ENFORCER].
I like working on cars and motorcycles. Does it have wheels and an engine? Great, lets see how fast we can make it go.
I like being outdoors: Camping, surfing, snowboarding, hurting myself while doing any of those things.
I like learning new things.
I am a Toy Soldier.
I write stuff; songs, stories, scripts, novels. I sing. I play guitar.
I rent a room from my best friend in a place that has been dubbed RadHouse. We celebrate all things Rad.
I am a pirate.
I like figuring out how the world works, then finding out how wrong I am via intelligent conversation with people smarter than I am.
I’m fiercely loyal, judgemental, playful, stubborn, funny; I refuse to lie, even when logic dictates that it’d be the safest course of action.

I guess thats me in a nutshell? Nice to meet you. Sort of.

Sort of meet you. Not sort of nice. It’s very nice to sort of meet you.